Application to be Sarang's Girlfriend

Personal Information

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1. My name is:
2. REMINDER: If you want a reply, you MUST fill out an email address!
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3. My telephone number is:
4. The best time to call me is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER (I didn't leave a phone number) during the working day, 9am to 5pm during the evening, 6pm to 10pm late at night, 11pm to 6am whenever you want, it's a 900 number immediately after Hell freezes over
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5. My homepage/URL is:
6. I am filling out this form: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER for fun, but wouldn't mind a reply for fun, and do NOT want a reply on a bet/dare against my better judgement because I'm really bored because no one else will
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7. I live: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER in Albuquerque in New Mexico in the United States on Earth (Terra) within the confines of Terra's solar system on a different dimensional plane in the hearts and minds of all men
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8. I live in a: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER house dorm apartment cocoon box
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Physical Attributes

1. Genderwise, I am: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER male (umm.. try a different form) female unsure (umm.. try a different homepage)
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2. Agewise, I am: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER under 18 between 18 and 29 between 30 and 49 between 49 and 69 between 70 and 6.. feet under 29... with experience Age isn't important!
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3. Heightwise, I am: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a Smurf between 3' and 4' between 4' and 4'6" between 4'6" and 5' between 5' and 5'6" between 5'6" and 6' between 6' and 7' an Amazon the woman who ate Cinncinatti Height isn't important!
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4. Weightwise, I am: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER lighter than air slightly heavier than air under 100# between 100# and 150# between 150# and 200# between 200# and 500# between a rock and a hard place on Weight Watchers on Jenny Craig I ate Jenny Craig I ate Cincinnati and didn't lose the weight! Weight isn't important!
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5. My eyes are: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER brown blue green purple different colors! near the top of my head
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6. Colorwise, my hair is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER brunette blonde red green purple blue white invisible Hair color isn't important!
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7. Lengthwise, my hair is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER down to my feet down to my waist down to my shoulders just plain down shorter than Sinead O' Connor's inside my scalp
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8. My breasts are: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER like watermelons like oranges like grapes like... around here somewhere similar to each other Breast size isn't important!
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Work/Play

1. My status is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER single divorced widowed soon-to-be-divorced soon-to-be-widowed
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2. Popularity-wise, I have: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER many friends a few close friends only imaginary friends not even imaginary friends uhh, does the Internet count?
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3. My best friend is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER female male imaginary my dog my cat a small squirrel who was nice to me this morning
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4. At work, I'm most likely to use the following phrase: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER (I don't work) let's have a meeting to discuss that I'll have the network back up in a jiffy this code can be made more efficient boy, this is heavy ya want fries with that? will work for food
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Bizarre

1. If I were a computer disk, I'd be: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a floppy- slow and small a 100 meg hard disk- fast and small a 1 gig hard disk- fast and big a Bernoulli disk- slow and big write-protected pre-formatted confused by this question
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2. Don't answer this question: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER ok sure why not?
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3. If I were a flavor of ice cream, I'd be: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER vanilla chocolate licorice pistacho almond melting in your arms confused by this question
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4. Think of a prime number: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER 2 3 5 7 some other number what's a prime number? what's a number? what's think?
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5. The answer to the mysterious dirty hidden question is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER my birthday suit a rear-view mirror the boob tube on a pedestal moon over miami two down in front
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Interests

1. I like dogs: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER as pets as someone else's pets more than I like people in ways that cannot be imagined in a light vinegar sauce I don't like dogs
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2. Favorite television show:
3. I watch television: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER NEVER very rarely less than 10 hours a week about 10 to 15 hours a week about 10 to 15 hours a day continously since birth
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4. Computer-wise, I: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER am computer-illiterate know how to cruise WWW can play video games can play Doom can write video games am altering this form as I fill it out
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5. Musically, my tastes run towards: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER boring classical music teeth-grinding heavy metal melody-less rap music incoherent jazz delightful popular rock Lawrence Welk these answers are biased!
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6. Star Trek is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER two four-letter words some sort of television show a series of television shows an entertaining sci-fi program a reason for living
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Personal Beliefs

1. I believe women are: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER inferior to men superior to men equal to men inferior in some ways, superior in others not all alike
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2. A woman's place is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER in the workforce in the kitchen in the bedroom with her man on the Internet
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3. Exon is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a U.S. Senator a great man a four-letter word an oil company
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4. Life: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER is a gift is a challenge is what you make of it is brought to you live without commercial interupption is a game by Parker Brothers sucks
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Intelligence

1. Estimated IQ: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER uhhh, what's an IQ? below 80 between 80 and 100 between 100 and 120 between 120 and 150 PSIQ or VIQ? Stanford-Binet or Princeton scoring?
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2. I majored/am majoring in: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER I haven't attended college mathematics computer science other science/engineering administration registration prestadigitation medidation deforestation a radio station fornication
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3. Highest level of education completed: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER high school bachelor's degree master's degree doctoral degree post-doctoral work I can count to 10
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4. The Internet is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a network of independant computers working together a source of information and entertainment something Netscape invented full of all sorts of raunchy stuff really peachy keen
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5. The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER states the entropy of a closed system tends to a maximum is an observable phenomena states that disorder increases says no jaywalking!
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6. The Turing Test: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER is something you take while on vacation is harder than the one-ring test measures the intelligence of a computer is something I can't quite pass is something I've never heard of
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7. Dave buys a house from Fred for $10,000 paying $2,000 down and financing the rest at a percentage rate of 1.25%, with 0.25 points transaction fee. In a state with sales tax of 4%, and assuming a depreciation of 10% annually, at the end of 5 years, Dave will have: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER equity of $5,000 equity of less than $5,000 equity of more than $5,000 a collosal headache a house
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8. MENSA is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a group of psuedo-intellectual snobs a small constellation in the southern hemisphere both of the above
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Compatibility

1. I think Sarang is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER unusually cute boyishly handsome dashingly sexy drop-dead gorgeous I haven't seen his picture yet Why aren't there more choices?
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2. The name Sarang: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER reminds me of the chiming of noontime bells sounds soft, sweet, and delicate rhymes with "Duh-rang" can be re-arranged to spell "gas ran" is hard to pronounce
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3. My idea of the perfect evening is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a walk under the stars dinner and dancing watching sitcoms at home spending it with someone other than Sarang
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4. I want to be Sarang's girlfriend because: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER well, who doesn't? his loneliness calls to me I am clinically insane I am a masochist if I can make it there, I can make it anywhere I have very low self-esteem I lost a bet I don't want to be Sarang's girlfriend
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5. I visit Sarang's Home Page: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER this is my first visit once a week once a day I want to live here!
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